Tales of the Smokers' Table

Keeping Chapman cranky since 2005.

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robotislove asked: How long would it take to build a house out of yarn?

Mike: Well, considering we’d be smoking in it, that’s irrelevant. It’d just go down in flames.

Brett: Maybe if we just made a beach tent with a porta-potty?

Mike: I’d prefer a fort.

Jean: Even with all the ST’s powers combined, we’re so easily distractable and lazy that it would take quite a few years. Unless we have one of those child’s looms… nope. Still years and years.

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I will skull-fuck you in the face or face-fuck you in the skull. It’s your choice.

Jake Garland is apparently upset that Mike hasn’t seen HP6.

Understandable.

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Nothing but love here today.

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